Stupid Questions And the Smart Answers "الجزء الثاني"

Ghazawy · 08-30-2007, 04:56 PM

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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GOUFE · 08-31-2007, 03:17 PM

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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± Fe@r F@ctOrY ± · 08-31-2007, 04:56 PM

thx alot

but i think it belongs 2 english forum

Ghazawy · 08-31-2007, 06:50 PM

welcome for you Goufe & jordanian 91
i thought as u . to put my sub in the english forum
but i think this department is just for teaching english
without anything else

thanks for ur passing by again

leb.1st · 10-03-2007, 11:25 PM

thank you so much
it's really nice

Ghazawy · 10-05-2007, 08:20 PM

welcome to u leb.1st