Interview with Egyption Guy in English - مقابلة مع مواطن مصري باللغة الإنجليزية

شاب جنتل · 01:13 PM

Reporter: Hello

Egyptian: Welcum to egybt
Reporter:Thank you; may I interview you?
Egyptian:Ofcors
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian:Essam
Reporter: Ok Mr. Essam, what do you do? I mean do you work?
Essam:Yees... I have koshk
Reporter: Koshk?..what is koshk?
Essam:Small subarmarket; you andarstand? I sell cigarettes... Boxes and fart
Reporter: Don't you think smoking is bad for people?
Essam:I don't hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..AZ we say here in Egybt..(your brain in yourHead, you know where you finish)
Reporter:I don't get it...but let's move on ....How do you feel about terrorism? Essam:Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..zey bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..AZ we say here in egybt...nawwart -masr
Reporter: I am shocked to hear that
Essam:NO NO..don't shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make Zem feel at home.becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment
Reporter: Are you claiming that terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
Essam:Sbeak again bleez
Reporter: I mean, are you saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?
Essam:Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists, and Sewiss canal and za High sadd in Aswan
Reporter: Oh my God ..that is very disturbing... Do you have any idea where they reside in Egypt?
Essam Sbeak again
Reporter: Where terrorists stay in Egypt
Essam:Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha
Reporter: Oh yes..I can totally relate.. We heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do you think
The police doesn't capture those terrorists?
Essam:Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey borotect terrorists very well..don't warry..don't zey brotect you?
Reporter: Why do I need protection?
Essam: Because you are terrorist
Reporter: Absolutely not!
Essam:You look like zem
Reporter: Do I ?
Essam:yees..wite skin.. No clozes and no sbeak Arabic
Reporter: OH MY GOD..U MISUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS
Essam:Sank you very much..
Reporter: I'm sorry..I'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information
Essam:sbeak again
Reporter: I have to go now
Essam:No boroborem..you light Egybt..

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